Too knackered to get naked? Too drained to get down? Can’t remember when you last jumped his bones? Cobwebs forming in your nether regions?
Scheduled Bingo will help you out of this dry patch.
(Come on ladies, figure it out. Code name Bingo for any kids peering over your shoulder.)
Ah! Now I know what you’re talking about! But scheduled bingo? Are you kidding me? How unromantic is that!
We know, we know. Hear us out.
It doesn’t sound sexy, but neither does drifting apart. You’ve got to make time to play bingo.
It’s tough when kids and responsibilities take up big chunks of your time and energy, but this is the fuel in your relationship. Finding a time when you’re both energised, relaxed and up for it is about as likely as finding a naked Ryan Gosling under your sheets.
If you and your partner are out of synch, a bingo schedule will help get you back on track.